How i met your mother season 8
Remeber This Awesome Speech ?
"Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he
had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he
died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be
like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look
pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he
was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh
okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a
Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the
beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s
Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like
“Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door,
runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when
he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a
woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story"
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